One of my many memories helping mom in the kitchen brings me back to the days between Thanksgiving and Christmas when mom would wake me and my sister up at 7am on a SATURDAY and sit us at the dinner table with graters and peeled root vegetables. She would blast Christmas music to put us in a good mood and serve us sweet cafe con leche while we grated root vegetables for a massive batch of pasteles.
Pasteles. They are essentially savory pies made of green bananas, plantains, and potato with a pork or chicken filling. They arent the most beautiful things in the world… but pretty freakin Delicious. Ever since I started this blog I have wanted to attempt to make my own pasteles. The only thing is, its A LOT OF work to do alone.
I have asked my mom and she laughed.
I have asked my sister but she lives in Delaware…and I dont drive.
While casually hanging out with the Dude a few weeks ago, i threw it out there. “I wanna make pasteles“
“Me too”
“Dude, we should totally have a pastele day!”
“Totally”
He’s easy. We set a date and looked for recipes. Our epic miscommunication came when he thought i meant pastelitos (fried meat pies…or empandas)… instead of pasteles… upon which i said “No Wonder he volunteered so quickly”
But when i corrected the miscommunication he was still on board. So off we went.
This recipe is intense… so be warned. This recipe will make a little more than a dozen pasteles.
For the Filling:
2 lbs of pork butt (i used shoulder- i prefer the butt… twss)
1 green bell pepper diced
1 spanish onion diced
3 cloves of garlic minced
I chopped my onion and pepper and minced my garlic
but the recipe i read said to put the chopped veggies in the food processor- DONT DO THIS! It makes your veggies SOUPY!
After a salt bath on the pork, remove the skin. This part was gross. Note to Self: Ask Dude to do it if there is a next time.
Once the skin is removed
hack away at it and slice pork into small bite size pieces.
Next in a large saute pan, heat your veggies in a few tablespoons of oil. Saute the onion garlic and pepper mixture for 8 mins over medium heat,
Then add pork. Cook till the pork is done. I gave mine a taste and added adobo… but the recipe called for salt. I wanted more flavor. Allow mixture to cool and store in an air tight container. 
Using a grater- get to work. Grate all that stuff listed above. I was grating while dude was peeling because he knows my fear or peeling..then he saw me in action on the grater and took over… Thanks for caring about the well being of my fingers, Dude. Much appreciated.
Then strain the achiote out and save the oil for the folding part.
When all the ingredients have been grated, give them a good stir and add a bit of carnation milk to loosen up the dough. I totally forgot to season the dough at this point… but please remember to add salt or adobo! PLEASE!
Place parchment paper down, a banana leaf in the center, a few spoonfuls of achiote oilm 1/3 cup of masa, and a heaping spoonful of the pork mixture.
This is my first pastele… i showed Dude how to make it
and let him take over on the folding while i did the stringing.
After the first two were done, i threw them into a pot of boiling water and set them to boil for 1 hour and 10 mins.
Im glad i made a small batch for my first try because there are a few things I would do differently. One, i would totally season the masa. The pasteles were firm and slightly sweet… they definitely needed some salty loving…but they were still good for my first try. And two, i would use pork butt… And if you are planning on making this- clear your schedule. The prep took 2 hrs and the cooking took longer than an hour. 
I've never heard of these! They sound yummy.
Sometimes I get the fabulous idea to recreate some of my Russian childhood foods, then I remember how my mom and grandmother had been making these recipes for DECADES and did not get the right on the first time. I say you did a great job.And dude- did I not get an official letter regarding 'the Dude'? That's all kinds of awesome!And yay- I'll send you an email soon about lunch on 10/24. I'm so excited!
Good job! Labor intensive but looks well worth it!
It's not the holidays in a Latino household without pastelles! These look just perfect. When can I come over for some?
You have my address. You know where to mail these.:o)
Wow! I have never heard of these but they look good. I am not sure I will ever attempt what you went through to make them though
. Dude is a good egg!
Kudos. I don't even know what half those ingredients are. Adobo? Yautia? Is a "green cooking banana" different from a banana that isn't ripe yet? Whatevs…I'm too lazy for a 2-hour prep session anyway. So if I ever feel like trying these, it looks like I'll be asking someone else to make it for me :p
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