I survived the tornado.
When i moved to Queens 3 years ago, i did not think about the BS that came with it when it rained.
Queens. Notorious for blackouts, brown outs, flooding and trees that can’t keep it together. Trees that like to fall on cars and on houses.
Thankfully, I suffered no damage yesterday. But my neighbors did. Thinking of them today. And all my coworkers who still haven’t been able to go home to Long Island.
Before the tornado, I had made a trip to the Mecca. AKA Whole Foods. I was in search of the most wonderful Almond Butter for my friend Rose, who just discovered the magnificence of a Gala Apple, and Rose needed almond butter to smear on her new favorite apple. (Team Gala)
While i was perusing the aisles (because I never just get ONE thing) I found some Tahini.
Tahini, as in the ingredient in Hummus and Baba Ganoush… The Baba Ganoush I miserably failed at making one year ago… Then i remembered the lonely eggplant sitting in my fridge.
I purchased the tahini and began looking for recipes that would yield the best baba Ganoush ever… I mixed and matched several recipes…
Ingredients
1 large eggplant
1 clove garlic, minced
2 Tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil
1 Tbsp. lemon juice
2 Tbsp. Tahini
1/2 tsp. salt
I began by slicing and roasting my eggplant at 400* for 30 mins. When it was done I set it to cool on the counter while I went to my bedroom to watch trashy tv. (the trashy tv part is optional)
I left the skins on. You don’t have to… but i freakin HATE peeling veggies. It makes me nervous. And really, who has time for that?
Dear Future Husband (whomever you are),
Please be good at peeling vegetables. Thanks.
Love,
Your Future Wife.
My giant jar of Tahini. And its from my fave peeps from Once Again Nut Butter!.
Once the eggplant cooled, i placed it in my shitty food processor (Dear Santa, Can I get a new Food Processor AND a Kitchen Aid Mixer? You Rock. Love, Mo)
…and all the other ingredients and pureed until it was at the desired consistency. I was very pleased with the results. It was a little too thick at some point so I added a little bit of water and it worked out nicely. I’ve been using on salads and as a dip for when i need a munch.
Miss Tiffany has called me out on my lack of Mickey Pics. Ever since I took her tab down I have deprived you all of her cuteness… she had a mini photo shoot the other day so- ENJOY.
Mickey is supposedly 4 years old…but she plays like a puppy and cuddles like an infant. So For shits and giggles lets just say shes ageless.
Not giving a damn about anything other than the egg…
Sometimes Mickey gets sleepy and she yawns really big… and will MEOW when she yawns. Shes having a species-identity crisis.







pancakes. Shes not a food snob. All she cares about in her kitchen is if the food tastes good… she couldnt give a crap about presentation… but thats why i love my mom. Her pancakes made me laugh. And I had a bagel instead. Sorry mom, I had to show the world how lovely your pancakes are. tee hee (she did however try to cover up the ugly pancakes when she saw my camera come out)
























Sitr fry is easy enough. I had a few things lying around that would be great in a stir fry. Broccoli, onions, sliced steak, snap peas, and stir fry sauce.
the beef was leftover from some steaks that I didnt think were worthy of being served whole, so i sliced them up ahead of time and froze them. (plan ahead!)
I heated a little sesame seed oil and threw in my onions and frozen veggies and tossed around until it was semi cooked.
I threw in some peppers and beef, a bit of stir fry sauce and a few tablespoons of soy sauce. I seasoned with garlic poweder, onion powder and added a lil heat with some red pepper flakes. 
When my stir fry was done, I let it chill out while my rice finished.
Nice and fluffy! Perfectly cooked!
USE SMALL PLATES! They really are deceiving… You are look at 3/4 cup of rice and 1 cup of stirfry… VERRRRRRY Filling! 









until the dog got excited with the popping sound….

Oh, and one more look at the bathroom…i am happy to report that it has been fixed. 


Its super soggy in NYC. I hate rainy days. It makes Walking Mickey seem so mundane. She doesnt seem to mind the rain ( i beleive because shes a hunting dog) and when we get back she thinks getting dried off means its time to play and bark really loudly (at 7am). When I got to work, I did not want the oatmeal that I packed (although it might have made me feel better). So I ran to Dunkin Donuts and grabbed an egg white and cheese on an english muffin and a coffee.














And the pieces resemble “noses”. That was gross. After the first bite, I am sorry to say I tossed this bag. It left a chalky and gritty texture in my mouth and I thought it kind of tasted like cheese. It was disappointing.









We brought her home and gave her a good bath. And she was in such high spirits after her bath. She started to play and bark and run all over the place. She even let me hug and kiss her all over!

