Oh Sweet yogurt!

How good do you taste.

Your thick and creaminess woo me

and your flavor floors me.

How can you taste like a key lime pie

and not threaten to broaden my waistline?

I can’t wait to see you at the Grocery Store

where I will buy every single one on the floor.

I’ll keep you cool in my frigidaire

and enjoy you anytime I care.

The other flavors you offer make me giddy with glee

But Boston cream pie I have yet to see.

I will keep looking in hopes of success

and Until I find more flavors i will be a mess.

I know. I have crossed over and I’m not coming back. I love this effing yogurt. I just wanted you to know that.

k, bye.