Oh Sweet yogurt!
How good do you taste.
Your thick and creaminess woo me
and your flavor floors me.
How can you taste like a key lime pie
and not threaten to broaden my waistline?
I can’t wait to see you at the Grocery Store
where I will buy every single one on the floor.
I’ll keep you cool in my frigidaire
and enjoy you anytime I care.
The other flavors you offer make me giddy with glee
But Boston cream pie I have yet to see.
I will keep looking in hopes of success
and Until I find more flavors i will be a mess.
I know. I have crossed over and I’m not coming back. I love this effing yogurt. I just wanted you to know that.