Good Day to you my lovelies.
I am back from my night of debauchery (and boy did I pay a price!) I left you all with a question of what one would wear to a Pimps and Hoes party and i was quite impressed with your ideas on what a Ho should wear. And one you clever little divas beat me to the punch. My goal the whole time, was to be the one who thought out of the box at said party. One Healthy Apple suggested that I dress as the pimp instead of the Ho…Clever little Diva! My plan from the get-go was to go dressed as a Madame, neither Pimp, neither ho. Just an expensive upgrade if you will!
The day of the event was a hot and sunny day that I spent with my parents at Flushing Meadow Park once again. We had a picnic. I forgot to put on my sunscreen and scored a righteous farmers tan… and was going to be sporting a tube top at the night time event… damn. After a doosy of a heat induced headache, i took a nap and got ready for the party. I was kinda late… but it was 4 blocks from my apt… so i could afford to be late.
Above is the Birthday Boy, Peter. We go waaaaay back- probably to the diaper days… and he was my first roomie! Never had an older brother but he’s pretty much family in my book, Oh, and he’s getting married this year- so I inherit his wifey as family too… in my book anyway. (wonder when this “book” will ever be written) ANYWAY, I arrived as everyone had had a few drinks so the crowd was a bit loose…

And I snapped a pic before the drinks started to flow. Which was a good idea because I made a very big ROOKIE mistake. Having had a bout of heat stroke prior to the party I didn’t feel like having dinner since the party was also going to be a barbeque. When I arrived I had my first drink.

Pimp Juice. Contents: everything. Verdict: Tricky Juice! Did not have an alcohol taste which is dangerous when its a tad muggy outside. One pimp juice turned to three and I still didnt have any food in my system.

Then the photos started. Notice the BURN on one half of my arm? Shameless farmers tan… smh.

Drink number 4. Quite a large mojito. And at this point I ate a piece of Chicken.

It was definitely too late for that… and the chicken was fried. grease plus alcohol is NEVER a good idea. Just in case you were thinking of doing it- DONT….

Number 5. And in between this pic and the previous a jell-o shot… and a tequila shot. My next piece of advice is NEVER MIX. You think its a good idea at the time but it IS NOT.

Not bad looking for a drunk lady?

Oh God…. thats number 6. Look at my hungry eyes. Peter made some banging mojitos. The mere suggestion of a mojito right now just makes me dizzy.

Pimp Shoes. and Peter, Nice legs.

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At midnight we sang happy birthday to the kid and cut the cake made by my unofficial future sister in law. Only shes just my bffs fiance. Its my story though, so my story, my rules.

Me, Tomoko, and Kammy. Kammy left kisses on my arms and back. Showing Respect to Madame Mo…

Ain’t they the cutest?? This is my favorite pic of them. Candid and natural. No fake smiles. Just sheer drunken bliss. I like it. Is this appropriate for Save The Dates??? LOL

And around this time I started to really lose it. I dont remember taking this pic. Nor do i remember posing for it and uploading it to facebook. But this was around the time I collected my things and stumbled home.
The following hours after this are a painful blur. I have never been so sick in my life. Today as I recap this im still a lil queasy… but I still had a great time celebrating. Just next time I will be sure to LEARN from my mistakes:
1. EAT before i DRINK
2. If I forget to eat, DONT consume GREASY food in between drinks
3. DONT MIX!
Thank you all for bearing through this post. I hope you had a good laugh! Not many food pics to follow since the only thing I managed to eat yesterday was a turkey sandwich and 3 bottles of gatorade.
How was YOUR weekend????
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Dang girl looks like you had an absolutely fabulous time! Love the outfit idea! xo
Oh gosh, I hope you at least had some water in your system. The dehydration from your time in the sun plus dehydration from alcohol does not sound fun. But that cake looks yummy, and you make a classy "madame" π
LOL! you are looking great! I love the pictures, hilarious!Grease + alcohol. I love that combination but holy crap it makes me feel terrible the next day.
OMG and LOL! Sounds like a great night to me, though I know all about paying the price. It sucks! LOL Still, looks like it was a kickin' party and I hate that I missed the prior post about it. You look awesome, Mo! I did NOT follow rule number three on Friday night either and paid the price for it on Saturday morning … but I got it together and went the the Yankee game, and felt better by the time I got there. Phew. By the way, I finally had a chance to check out The Lite Choice this weekend – had a cup of chocolate peanut butter and it was awesome!!!
Hahahaha! OMG, sorry you are feeling so rough today but what a fab looking party. Love the theme of this…ah, this is probably the only time I have ever thought that having a pimp/being a ho looks cool. What? Did I just say that? DON'T TELL MY MOM.
Oh man I so know the feeling! I learned my lesson many times about not eating before drinking!! You looked hot!
aww looks like such a fun night, despite the burn. hehe.
Looks like a fun time!
ha ha ha That is so funny! Looks like you had fun! π
oh no! sorry you got sick! looks like you had so much fun though!!! I do hate getting sick!! feel better!
LMAO, great post.1) I love your farmers tan2) But love the cake even more2) But love the big ass mojito even more than both combined!!I remember in college when I purposely wouldn't eat so I would get drunker quicker. Now? My body doesnt appreciate it at all and needs fried food stat to soak up the alcohol!
I'm famous now, I think! Thanks for the shout- for the record, you looked fabulous! I love good mojitos- not sure why I put a plural on it since I can only have one. I'm a poor excuse for a Russian since I can't handle my liquor these days.Glad you had a good weekend girl!
Party sounds like a blast! I love dressup party's, many fond memories of togas!
oh my goodness. that looks like a FABULOUS night. minus the feeling sick part that followed. your pictures are great – you look stellar! as does that blow up doll… π
Whenever I drink on an empty stomach, it takes one drink to get me drunk. And I never recover from it. No matter how much i eat thereafter. So I try not to do that. But it does make for some awesome pictures.you look amazing by the way!
It looks like you had such a great time! You look so beautiful in the pictures!
Oh God the last time my friends and I drank something that color… it was BAD NEWS.But I'm glad you had a fun time π You rock that farmer's tan!
You look soooo pretty! =) yes – no mixing! eat first! LOL
That looks like a fun party!! I am jealous of ur farmers burn, for real, at least you got some fun!